Some profundities from my friend, Betty

Remember.. Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

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If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.

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Whatever hits the fan... Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.

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Everyone has a photographic memory.Some, like me, just don't have any film.

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I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle. There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

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Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian. Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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If you look like your passport picture... you probably need the trip.
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Some days are a total waste of makeup.

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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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By the time you can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.

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Learn from the mistakes of others.Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!