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No longer on the river and, again, an empty nester. Back to living on Fleming Island and making some more friends!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Random thoughts sent by a friend...

There are some REALLY good ones in here

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. (Martie, have your finger on the trigger here!)

2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I regret all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a 'sarcasm font' on the keyboard.

5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this garment -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Missed it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Mom what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How do I respond to that? (I would reply, "Go to the car wash...)

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. (Mine has one...)

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.


2 comments:

Suzanne Chappell said...

Hi Kim!
I'm sitting here watching the office as everyone else is out, and just howling out loud! I was chuckling, but #18 took me right to Daniel and I'm sure I've had that question before! Never thought of telling him we'd go to the car wash. I like that answer!

Hugs! I'll see you tomorrow at choir, right??

Suzanne

Kim Lahaie Day said...

Hi Suzanne:

I think my boys knew better than to ask me a question like that because I would have a smart answer for them. I have no respect for ninjas!

We shall see each other tomorrow night at choir! And then I leave for two weeks....so I won't mess up choir rehearsal too badly.

Smiling,

Kim