Remember.. Once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
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If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.
If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.
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Whatever hits the fan... Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.
Whatever hits the fan... Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.
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Everyone has a photographic memory.Some, like me, just don't have any film.
Everyone has a photographic memory.Some, like me, just don't have any film.
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I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle. There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
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Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
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Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
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Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian. Not any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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If you look like your passport picture... you probably need the trip.
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Some days are a total waste of makeup.
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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By the time you can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
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Learn from the mistakes of others.Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!
Learn from the mistakes of others.Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!